Jet Set Radio Dated and Priced
Hey out there! This is Tokyo’s Number 1 pirate power station, JET SET RADIOOOO! Over the hood, through the streets, and right into your brain, were transmitting our signal straight to you, y’all got your antennas on or what? Yeah, we’re riding high on a smooth stream of supersonic sounds!
Let’s go to the mailbag. We got a letter from Mr. Owsaki. He asks “How do I get rid of these nasty roaches?” Easy, just burn your house down. Also in the mailbag is a letter from Mr. Steele. He asks “When can I play a HD version of Jet Set Radio and how much am I going to have to pay?” Easy again, for you PlayStation 3 Players out there, if you go plus you can get scratchin’ on September 11th, with non plus members having to Let Mom Sleep for another week, with Beat dropping September 18th! $9.99 is the price for our cousins who skip the Set for the Grind, so expect £7.99 this side of the World!
But don’t think I’ve forgotten you Xbox 360 people either. You better load up with 800 digital currency, because that Funky Dealer will deliver the goods just one day later, that’s September 19th to save you all the maths!
Shame about those of you wanting to ‘Bout the City, though, you’ll have to wait till October 16th to Rock It On with the Vita! Between now and then we’re all going to just have to start Humming the Baseline into our Electric Tooth Brush. So which way are all y’all gonna be puttin’ up your tags? With the big screen of the consoles, or the on your skates locomotion of the Vita?
JET SET RADIOOOO!