Tango Gameworks’ Shinji Mikami now "available" in action figure form

What the… I don’t even… Over at the Bethesda Blog, there is a mention that you can purchase a an action figure of Tango Gameworks’ Shinji Mikami.

If you actually curious to see if you can buy the damn thing (…I was just curious) you can check out the “shopping” page where it lists photos of the glorious figurine that has the following features:

• It’s one-of-a-kind
• 6.5 inches tall
• Has over 250 moving parts.
• His naturally gentle smile contrasts with his grim workplace visage.”
• Can launch into outer space
• Has “real shaving action” with a beard that grows 1/4 inch per minute
• 1/10 scale
• And if you buy the limited edition version he will spout random puns!

So er…Yeah. I guess it must be April 1st over at Tango Gameworks. And if it is real, we’ll see if we can get one to “review”.